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Resumé for Claire Varney

Purpose: obtain employment at a place of food service.

Education: B.S. Biology (George Fox University)
D.V.M. (in progress at Oregon State University)
Related Job Experience: 4.5 summers of biological research

Because of the following, I believe I would suit your needs exquisitely as both a waitress, a cook and a manager of fine cheese production.

Balance styrofoam ice boxes on one hand.
Weigh substances on analytical balance -- I will introduce a new standard of precision to your establishment.
Follow recipes for producing bacterial food supplies.
Possess a working knowledge of bacterial growth; including experience with Escherichia coli and Listeria monocytogenes, two food-borne pathogens. This will be of great service to your attempts to stay out of the Oregon public health lime-light. Being a firm believer in the importance of log phase bacterial growth for the production of fine cheeses, I will seek to impart my knowledge of bacterial growth curves to your cheesemakers. Furthermore, while I recognize key differences between humans and bacteria, I am assured they are fed according to the same basic principles and would seek to implement such wisdom as I labor.

I am unmatched in my qualifications and firmly believe you will come to agree within a short time of my commencement on the job. If you have any doubts, please feel free to contact the following references. Thank you for your time. I look forward to an interview in the near future.
Sincerely Yours,
Miss Claire Elizabeth Varney

References:
1. Tobias R. Shigella
2. Malchus M. Vibrio
3. Aureus L. Noro