Saturday, April 22, 2006

21

10 reasons why every girl should have a brother.
09 reasons why girls should enjoy hiking LONG distances.
08 reasons why it is better to get married when you are >20.
07 reasons why the "best" cook is not the best potential wife.
06 reasons why someone should run Hood to Coast in a dress.
05 reasons why girls should wonder why they like tea parties.
04 reasons why women sometimes turn off their thinking caps.
03 reasons why fainting women should not be more acceptable to men.
02 reasons why two exclamation points are less aesthetically pleasing than three.
01 reason why guys should not pointlessly demonstrate their capabilities.
00 reasons why I should be typing this right now.
-01 reasons why mice should effect hysterics.
-02 reasons why men should always drive pick-ups.
-03 reasons why perfume should be worn to church.
-04 reasons why jacked-up vehicles are cool.
-05 reasons why...
Oh, dear, I am running out of ideas.

I will refrain from divulging on these options. Nonetheless, as there is some truth in most every joke, there is meaning to be determined from these topics. The truly initiated will find themselves possessors of the esoteric information. They may even add their own topics to complete the 21.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

HB21?

9:11 p.m.  
Blogger Claire said...

Mark, I am probably about as confused as you were when you read the post. House bill 21?

4:55 p.m.  
Blogger Matthew said...

And I am clueless on two points here (at least). What is the significance of 21 in the original post? What is the HB about?

10:40 a.m.  
Blogger Claire said...

No significance to the 21 except that the numbers 0-10 were used for the top part and I had started on the numbers -1- (-10) but couldn't think of enough thoughts to finish it. -10 through 10 is a total of 21. That's all.
Dunno for sure about the HB.

2:53 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked your idea so much. That as I was getting to work this moring I opened my notebook and put down different reasons why i should or should not do something particular. Well, I had to get off in fifteen minutes, so I just stuck on 79. I started from 100 and reached 79. I have 100 reasons to enjoy my life !!!!! tomrrow I will write down the reasons.

4:53 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we shoukd wait for mark to tell us what that HB means .. :)

8:40 a.m.  

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