Sunday, January 07, 2007

Not Yo' Friend

Headline News: the snooze button is not your friend.
It encourages minutes to hours of extra slumber when the wise should be up.
It encourages the somnolent to trust their sleepy reasoning and decide how much later to sleep.
It results in non-REM sleep which is not as valuable for the brain.
It produces in at least one user an undesirable aura upon arising.
It results in tardy workers and students.
It results in shody performance.

The snooze button should be used with extreme caution. The Fenestra editor advises the setting of two alarms, with the second to fire at a distance from the bed that requires the complete rousal of the inmate to turn it off.

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