It was a relatively normal test-containing school day -- that is, until my classmate JD announced the opportunity to go trim sheep hooves and maybe castrate a ram.
I took her up on the offer. After equine rounds I changed my apparel and headed for Ark Animal Hospital where I rendezvoused with JD, TF, and BM (all vet students -- the latter two went on the
cattle field trip back in April). We piled into the white vet truck and headed out toward the coast. Our destination was a fixer-upper farm with a stone-wall-enclosed garden -- the abode of an Ark Animal Hospital vet. She met us at the drive way, and took me out to estimate the ram's weight so we could draw up anesthetic. We premedicated the ram, and fell to the other sheep. Some of the others were trimming hooves on one reclining sheep as I stood somewhat idly by. A short ways off the ram was eyeing us. He started for me, and I thought, with great quickness and intelligence, "I'll intercept him." I leaned down... and was nailed in the chest. Knocked the wind out of me, maybe a bit, and left me with a sore rib cage. Yowch. But I got him by the neck, and he got to stand there for a while. Apparently sheep don't know about backing up, because he didn't try it (and I guess the ketamine/diazepam had him a little grogged out). Okay, that was lesson # 1.
Well, we got him castrated out there in the delightfully sterile (ha!) surgical field (forget the sterile part, but the barnyard adjoined a field and we did perform surgery). When he woke up, they sent him on his merry way, across the fence, and we dealt with the sheep in relative, ram-free peace.
We finished the sheep, and needed to inject the goats. I thought the vet made it sound like the goats would be hard to handle. "Can't I just do them on their sides?" I asked.
"You can try," said the vet.
So I felled the goat and was feeling pretty good about myself. Then came Trevor and Billy with the injections... and the goat was highly displeased. We restrained her mightily, and got the job done. JD came along with the second goat -- just leading it by the collar. She, apparently, was going to get the injections done with it standing.
"The less restraint the better," someone stated.
"But I thought you implied that they were hard to handle," I protested. I began to feel rather foolish... as I always do when I... shall I saw, show off... and figuratively fall on my face. Lesson # 2 - goats are easier to handle if you restrain them minimally.
Then it was time for the llamas. Now, if you don't already know, llamas aren't really the most affectionate of creatures. They kick out if you try to pick up their legs, they spit you if they want, and...
JD got the "nice" llama by a collar, and I helped restrain it while she trimmed feet on one side. We switched positions, and she gave me good instructions for getting the feet before they kick. The trimming went well.
But we still had to give the llama some oral antiparasite stuff. First 12 mls -- no big problem. Second 12 mls... the llama didn't want it, of course, so I stuck my left thumb in its mouth to get it to open up. I guess it did, cause the next thing I knew her molars came down on my thumb and we heard a distinct "CRUNCH." I withdrew my thumb, grasped it with fingers on the same hand, and got the medication into the llama. "Are you okay?" "It's not bleeding all that much. It's probably okay," said I.
I headed out of the barnyard and sat down by the gate -- breathing hard to keep from fainting. "There's some ice in that bag." "There's some topical antibiotics there."
I didn't want to look at the thumb. That was one mighty bite, and the CRUNCH was significant -- just like chomping on gristle. Surely my finger was mangled.
I mustered the courage, looked, and was relieved. My finger was in one cohesive piece -- a hole through the nail, a few punctures, but really quite good over all.
Trevor: "I think you severed some tendons. I heard them." (We're vet students -- that comment (some version of which he saw fit to make at least twice) was actually welcome and amusing -- especially since the thumb seemed in working order).
Lesson # 3: be careful where you put your finger in a llama's mouth. And if part of the llama's mandible is missing (as JD thought to be the case) beware that the molars may be closer to the front of the mouth than in a normal llama.
The bite handily occurred at the tail end of our activities there. We all piled back in the farm truck, and headed for Ark Animal.
It was almost 5 pm, and I thought I should go to OSU Student Health. I really didn't want a major infection or an amputated thumb. I also didn't have the guts to clean the wounds all myself (not the sub-nail one, anyway), and some student health services are free. So, hey, why not?
As it was, I stayed there until about 7 pm. What nurse did for me took little time, but they had an onslaught of cases and the doctor wasn't free to check me out 'til after 6.
The nurse gave me some reading material to pass the time. As I glanced through a spring issue of the Reader's Digest, I came upon a statement (which The RD quoted from elsewhere) something like: "Hereafter in this document, the term "thumb print" will mean "finger print" if the applicant has no thumbs." It struck me funny, considering the situation I was in.
And then the doctor came in, and I found out he's cousin to the Mennonite Tim Myers from Georgia, that he's related to a Lois Ann Histand who stayed in my house once, and that he goes to a Mennonite church in Corvallis. Small Mennonite world, as usual.
Well, some soaking of the finger, testing of nerve sensation, a bandage job, a tetanus shot, and I was good to go.
The thumb is swollen and not too amenable to bending. It probably sustained some small tissue injury, but I have reasonable hope that the digit will still be with me come December.