Wednesday, May 21, 2008

TWAE3 -- Rooster Rock Hike

After departing from CS, Matt and I went on a hike east of Sweet Home. The goal of this hike was one of the numerous Rooster Rocks in Oregon (I know of at least three, and have hike two), and my bro would not admit to me the elevation gain prior to attaining the top. It seems he had grave misgivings about my ability to complete the assault and did not want to discourage me.

My performance was sluggish and far from desirable. My excuses are 1) sick with respiratory illness, 2) far from favorite skirt worn, and 3) lunch eaten recently.

Like many other things in life, if you take it "one step at a time" (any of you know the Salty the Singing Songbook song that uses those words?) you will eventually make it. This hike was no exception. My hermano thought I was ready to give out a long time prior to the peak, but as long as there is life there is hope and the summit was eventually obtained. Actually, we didn't climb the rock itself because it was a technical climb and we didn't have the stuff or the expertise to accomplish it safely. The non-monolithic summit near-by was about the same elevation, and we attained it.

After returning to our car, we made a mad dash for the Goertzen residence, arriving considerably later than the planned meeting time. My brother showed his pictures of a recent trip to Poland to the G's and Turners. The rest of the weekend was valuable -- visiting at the King's house, taking communion, etc.

TWAE2 -- Garage Sales and Friend Time

Finally got going on Friday May 2 and met my bro at REI. Purchased some Smartwool socks (very satisfactory stockings -- never knew socks could be that designed, but the proof was in the pudding and the feet like the socks) and a new water bottle without Bisphenol A (BPA).

The bro took me to his intellectual, dialogical office (which I had never seen). Lots of electrical diagrams and drafting pencils. Neat.

7:20 pm Friday found me meeting my friend CS -- I hadn't seen her since last summer and boy was it ever good to see her and catch up! We had our typical good discussions.
Saturday we went out to eat with L&M W (the couple she was staying with), and then hit the city-wide Halsey garage sales. I got to see lots of Mennonite acquaintances I hadn't seen for a while, and investigated the purchase of cape dresses (none of them fit). We traversed by foot most of the west side of Halsey and even walked up to Shoppe of Shalom. Good (though non-aerobic) exercise.

I was bad and didn't carry my cell phone as we walked. I had promised my brother that I'd go hiking Saturday afternoon. He was keen to do this, and as I didn't answer my phone he drove all the way from Canby to Halsey in search of us. We all went to Pioneer Villa (old stomping grounds for the youth in that area) for lunch and then my bro and I bade CS adieu.

-To be continued-

Two Weekends Ago Episode 1

Two weekends ago I had Fri, Sat, and Sun off. Said weekend also coincided with my friend CS's visit to Oregon, so I naturally planned to spend a goodly portion thereof with her. My brother almost always figures into my weekends off, and this was no exception.

True to form, I was a little late getting around on Friday. This time I had a good excuse... Thursday evening I was NOT on call but ended up staying at the clinic until 9pm or something. A horse had cut his leg and the owners brought it in at closing time (not the owners' fault, it was just related to when they found the horse). The vet on call had a meeting, so little miss Claire ends up with the case.

The people were nice, the horse didn't try to kick me, and the laceration was easy to stitch together. Really, I kinda liked the case. The exciting part came when it was time to load the horse and it WOULD NOT do so. We tried the various tricks, and none worked. Eventually the horse's trainer showed up, meant business, and got the horse in the trailer. Which only occurred AFTER the horse broke a lead rope and flipped over backwards right next to the main road (thankfully the horse had sense to stand still instead of running into the middle of the road). I am a woos and do not like situations like this. Dude, why not just move the trailer away from the road?

After the horse was loaded and I had written up my chart, bla, bla, I went to get some food. It was around 10 pm by the time I was done shopping, and I was very, very weary. I was standing somewhat dazed in the check-out line, and a lady asked me what I did for a living. I told her I was a "veterinarian." It wasn't until later when she commented/asked whether "we treat everything naturally, don't we?" that I realized she thought I said I was a "vegetarian", not a "veterinarian." She started trying to sell me some sort of attorney insurance to use in case of identity theft. She was trying to sell it to me as we were bagging our groceries, and this was slowing down the line, and I was getting rather irritated. I become rather uncomfortable when I feel that I am making a scene or holding others up. My brain was in no state to be considering the purchase of attorney insurance

I handed back her business card, and told her I would be very unlikely to purchase this insurance. It seemed that she became irritated at me, and bade me a good day in an ultra-polite manner. She then went rapidly out of the store and could be seen skipping behind the grocery cart to her car.

I was worried, I will admit, that perhaps she would try to steal my identity out of spite (it was 10 pm and my brain wasn't working very well). So I decidedly to kindly wish her a good night, or something... and then we ended up talking for a significant time. As "fate" would have it, our cars were parked right next to each other. I think she was really rather harmless, but very pushy and (in her own words) very passionate about the insurance.

So... I didn't get to bed until rather late and hence my Friday also commenced in a tardy fashion.

-To be continued-

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Emergency -- Or Joke?

Last week on Tuesday I was on call for large animals until 10 pm, on call for large and small after 10 pm. I was using the internet at the Douglas County Library when my cell phone vibrated. The area code was out-of-state, but I was still somewhat worried when I answered the call and the caller inquired whether I was on call that night.
"Yes," I replied. "I'm in the library -- let me leave before I make people mad."
As I exited the building, the caller asked whether I could go see their cow.

Now, I thought this was a joke... not only was the number out of state, but when I get calls, the answering service contacts me, not the client. However, in case this was a client... I had to be polite -- no sassy responses.

So... "How do I get there?" said I, this being a reasonable question for a legitimate client and a good way to identify the caller.

"Oh, I'm in Kansas," was the answer.

Situation solved, and I was relieved that there was no emergency.

***


Later that evening, I was fractions of a minute into my shower when the phone rang once more. Probably just Dad or Mom, but nonetheless I hopped out and answered, hand dripping.
The number was that of the answering service (AS).
"Hi, this is so'n'so from the answering service."
"Hello," I tried to sound cheerful.
"Thus'n'such of your clients has a mare that had a foal and hasn't passed her afterbirth yet," says the AS.

Thus'n'such client breeds dogs... I've never seen any of her horses... called seemed strange but...

"Okay, I'll talk to her," says I.
The AS connected me to the client and hung up.
Client: "Are we the only ones on the phone?"
Me: "I think so."
Client: "Actually, my horses are fine but I have a dog that's been in labor a few hours. Can you do a C-section on her?"
Another client had advised her to make up a large animal case in order to get through to me... since I wasn't really on small animal duty.

I hemmed and hawed a bit... I had no technician on call that night... I hadn't done a dog C-section by myself before (This didn't worry me much -- I've done sheep C-sections, helped with a dog C-section, and have seen numerous others performed. The main part that concerned me was the anesthesia.) etc.

Well, they really didn't want to take the dog to Bailey Vet or the other clinic on-call for small animal work. I believed that I could accomplish the task. And the client assured me that they have helped with C-sections before. I agreed to do the surgery.

I wondered at my sanity -- I wasn't even on call for sm. animal and here I was spending my evening doing surgery -- I had no technician to run anesthesia while I was sterile and scrubbed in -- the risk of surgery was therefore somewhat greater and I told the client so. They had accepted this risk before and all had been well. They had no qualms.

This is one of those cases where you tell yourself: "I know how to do this -- I can do it -- I just need to keep my head about me and it will be fine -- in three hours it will all be done and I will [hopefully] look back at success." But you still have to still your heart. Eat some carbs before going in to surgery to keep from shaking and increase your endorphins.

And run through everything you are going to need in a chronological order. Anesthetic protocol (check) -- sterile scrub for dog (check) -- sterile scrub for doctor (check) -- major surgery pack (check) -- possible extra hemostats for umbilical cords (check) -- epinephrine and dopram for puppies (check) -- suture to close uterus and abdominal wall (check). This process is not so important if you have a tech on hand who knows where stuff is. But in this case, it was crucial.

My client asked me if I was nervous for my first C-section. I responded "Not really"... which was largely true. My first C-section had been on a sheep. Sheep are much easier -- the anesthesia is much less problematic (sedation and local block and you're good). I had been mostly worried about being fast enough. I then commented that I hadn't done a dog before, but relayed my confidence that I could do it. And, yes, I was nervous for my first dog C-section, which she could probably tell.

We got everything together and went for it. As I was making my ventral midline incision, the pulse oximeter began to indicate that the dog's heart rate was dropping. Shoot. I had no tech to make sure the pulse ox was reading correctly. Turn the anesthetic rate down. Check dog gums. Color pale. Shoot. Breathing seemed erratic. (My mind was hyped up suspecting the worst.) I gave directions to my helpers as I continued surgery as quickly as was possible. Inject epinephrine into tongue. Wait a bit. Heart rate begins to raise. Phew. Keep cutting. Heart parameters are stabilized. Proceed with surgery as fast as possible but still do a good job. Lavage uterus surface. Pull off external gloves before closing the abdomen. Helpers report that all puppies are doing well. Surgery finished and observe mother.

She wakes up excellently, faster than normal according to her owners. Her temperature is within normal limits and she is drinking water prior to discharge. A couple days later all were still doing well.

Big sigh.

As it turns out, I think the pulse oximeter was on one of its occasional fritzes. These are no problem if you have someone there to mess with it, check the heart rate with a stethoscope, ensure that all is well. Which is all to say -- it's nice to have a tech. Sometimes you don't get one late at night, and you do the best surgery you possibly can -- but it's still nice to have a tech.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Tres Dias Crazias

It's been a crazy last three days. Funky telephone calls, late-night dog C-section, a bilaterally lame mare, a very unique discussion. The grand total is that I am dead-beat tired. Good thing I have tomorrow off. And Saturday. And Sunday.